Viagra Field Test Report

First a disclaimer: I am not a doctor, and I do not give medical advice. Always consult your doctor before taking any medication. This field test report is in no way medical advice. It is only a narrative of my personal experience. For more reading, go to viagra.com.

I've heard stories about Viagra. Hue Hefner pops them like candy. Rick '5 in bed' H. said in "Banging Bisexual Babes" that the only way he was able to do all 5 women was to take Viagra. "Two women, no problem. Three women, that's stretching it. But 5? I'm not Superman, I took Viagra." On a local morning radio talk show, the DJ asked men to call in about their experiences with Viagra. One young recently married man called in and said his wife had awakened him at 5:00 AM and insisted that he take a Viagra, because, he said, "She's a monster." Now, at 9:00 AM, he's driving around, unable to go to work, because he has "a raging boner." The DJ suggested he duct tape it to his abdomen.

At a recent visit to my doctor, I asked my doctor for a prescription for Viagra. He wrote one out for 100mg pills. (I'm 46, so it's not unusual.) I promptly went to the pharmacy and had the prescription filled.

My girlfriend was going to be staying at my place that night because she had a meeting in my town the next day. I called her up and told her about my new purchase. She insisted that we 'field test' it that night. She would be arriving at 10:00 PM.

Viagra starts working in about 30 to 45 minutes, and lasts for about 4 hours. At about 9:00 PM, I reached for the bottle of purple pills. As I was taking out a pill, I saw a warning on the label that read "discontinue use if results in painfully rigid erections." I immediately cut the pill into 4 parts.

I popped 25mg and then sat on the couch and waited. Within a few minutes my face felt a little hot and flush, but otherwise nothing. 45 minutes went by. Nothing. No raging boner. I took another 25 mg.

When my girlfriend arrived, I reported the lack of effect. She said that it probably doesn't work unless there is sexual stimulation, and that we were to now go into the bedroom. She had no problem causing an effect. Everything went very well, but otherwise unremarkable.

But it was afterwards when things were different. It didn't go down! It was stuck! "Oh no, I'm gonna need duct tape!" All I could think about was that label warning. Fortunately, however, it did return to its usual aloof self. I felt a lot better.

But I began to wonder, what is the use of something that just keeps you hard for a while afterwards? My girlfriend suggested that it might allow a man to get it up again, and she tested her theory by applying a little digital stimulation. Wouldn't you know it, Willy the one eyed wonder worm sprang back into action! So we banged that one down too. This time it did not stay up as long afterwards.

I thought this was pretty neat, and wondered how many times this could work.

DAVID SHADE'S MANUAL This time my girlfriend applied a little oral stimulation, and we were back at it yet again! I'm 23 again! Afterwards, she said that I wore her out and that it was time to sleep.

The viagra.com web site says that it works even better the second or third time. The following weekend, after my girlfriend and I returned home from going out dancing, I took another half pill, 50mg. This time the helmeted gladiator was at attention for 3 hours solid! There was no orifice left untucked. It could have gone longer, but by then the crotch cannon was shooting blanks and my girlfriend was worn out.

My girlfriend read on one of the web sites that Viagra actually lasts 6 hours. I think it is even longer than that. In the morning I woke up in a tent and walked around for a half hour looking somewhat like a ring toss game. My girlfriend, being a morning person, put that thing to good use, and then I was able to continue with a normal day.

I eventually reduced my use to 25mg, and everything worked fine. It is certainly enough to insure a continuously turgid pet snake. I have found that Viagra does not increase the number of orgasms, except for the fact that it keeps you harder longer. Viagra does not change the sensitivity. Viagra only keeps you harder longer, and more often.

Viagra rocks! Pfizer, I salute you.

"Nature's pride, fresh andfair, and unacquainted with the miracle of physical love. Her beauty was not made of shapes andforms, but shinedfrom within like the stars." Don Juan DeMarco

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