Openers

"What's your name? Oh, may I call you sally? you can call me Mr. poo-pee pants." - great is the girl is a 10!

"if I follow you home, will you keep me?" "so how do you like me so far?" "the voices in my head told me to come talk to you."

"hello Suzy, your mommy couldn't make it this afternoon. she asked me to pick you up and take you home. my that's a pretty dress. would you like some candy?"

"you have an interesting figure." - good if the babe is a 10!

"shh! people can see us!"

"you drank too much last night didn't you?"

waiting for the subway - "don't fall onto the tracks - you'll make me late for work"

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