Says

1st Magi: Can you tell me the difference between a striptease dancer and a bad magician.

1st. Magi: The former poses the latter exposes.

Latest definition: A Magician is a person who forestalls anyone who would give him a pat on the back.

Magic is like an history book. It's a fictitious tale based on stern reality. (Stern— nautical term for back!)

Most Americans suffer from an impediment of the speech, commonly called chewing gum. Strangely enough, American magicians we've met seem to be immune!

Magicians who give sleepy shows, probably take their magic bunk too seriously.

We met a magician who told us that he had been practising economy. Knowing his act we think he would be more convincing if he were less extravagant with his patter.

A magician told us he could not meet his expenses. Funny! We meet them everywhere we go.

This month's proverb: Magicians who live in glasshouses shouldn't practice sleight of hand.

A performer who rests on his laurels makes hardy any further progress!!

If you can take this I'll be back with some more next month. So cheerio for now.

If you can take this I'll be back with some more next month. So cheerio for now.

" Stoogie

" Stoogie

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