For those who would do no physical harm to others even though it might mean the loss of life or property to them, I suggest the venerable technique of "Cards from Mouth." The pacifist, sensing danger, should secrete a bunch of cards in the buccal cavity of the mouth. When the attack is imminent and all other options denied, he should quickly pull the cards from the facial orifice. This will cause the prospective assailant to gasp in horror and run away. (Tests have shown the most unsightly combination to be one composed of a mixture of court cards and jokers.)
An effective battery of crowd-pleasing demonstrations from the author's own repertoire. Included are award-winning throws such as: card over building, the classic card through newspaper, and the kudo-copping card-cuts-cigarette-in-mouth.
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